Oh Dear God In Heaven... Whose Picture Is That?!

Well, I uploaded a picture of me (yes, a picture of me!!) to the page. I'll be honest and say why I really did this. I signed up for one of those dating sites (okay, yes, I know, so nobody say a word) and pictures help get better results. Well, they wouldn't upload my picture to their site because I'm too ugly or something, I don't recall the exact reason, so I decided to upload it to the Geocities site where I'm storing pictures. And so, I decided to just go ahead and put my mug up on the blog. Just remember... the camera adds ugliness...

I think I'm going to skip class tomorrow. I have several reasons why I want to do this.

1. I need to take my car to the garage to rid my life of that damn "Service Engine Soon" light that has been on since August 31. (Hey, we all have our own definitions of "soon.")
2. My couch is being delivered tomorrow. The UPS guy leaves a note on the door saying he'll deliver somewhere between, get this, 10:30-5. Uh huh. Great, that really narrows it down, bud. My dog will be home all day, just leave the package with her, I wasn't able to make your schedule Mr. UPS Guy With Too Much Power.
3. I don't have my $100+ calculator yet. It's for my algebra class. The teacher wants us to have this big fancy calculator and I delayed and procrastinated and now it's necessary to have it for the next class... and mine won't be delivered until Friday. But... if she would allow me to bring a couch instead of a calculator, I'm set.
4. I just don't want to go.

Yeah, well.