- I mean for my hair to look like this.
- I look good in bell bottoms.
- I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
- I bet nobody knows I'm crazy.
- The Great Spirit smiles on me. On me and only me. The Great Spirit hates everybody else. We're best friends.
- I don't need to exercise. I have the perfect shape.
- I look good with back hair
- I sing better than Bonnie Raitt. I have as many Grammys as Bonnie Raitt. I am Bonnie Raitt.
- It's not important to know what everybody else seems to know.
- If I put my mind to it, I could do anything. I just don't feel like putting my mind to something. So there.
- I've fallen and I can't get up.
- I can come up with better affirmations than these.
And my personal favorite, and one I say to myself in the mirror daily for a happier inner feeling:
- I am the world's tallest midget.
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hello... how are you? what's up? what's new?
Hi! Doin' good. Nothing really exciting going on right now... which is extremely boring...
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